Author: FatRakoon (host62-7-46-189.btinternet.com)
Date: 08-08-2001 01:04
Of course, there is also the Windows 3.11 code that we could try?
#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right
or just call it Chicargo)
");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
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